Writers

Have you ever met a writer? I haven't. But I'm sure if I did, I would (Cleve witticism here). Writers are very unique people. They are born with some fucked up ideology that they are destined to write some heavenly novel. Every person they meet, every experience they experience, every (another clever witticism) they (the same witticism)ed is put in the back of their head with the thought, "This will be a fantastic addition to my future book". The thing I don't like about writers is that writers think that they have something to say that's worth hearing. I guess a few of them actually do have something to say. But they're all dead now. So...